All by myself part i dont rem ha ha

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Amigos, amigos, amigos,

Im being nosey again, you would need to be einstein to work out these codes, the da vinci code was easier worked out, i bet when use women meet use have secret handshakes and use wink and squink and nobody understands what use are doing.

Question?

A dog has 3 or 4 pups, a cat has 4 or 5 kittens and a rabbit has god knows how many, how come a woman has only one at a time??

What is the best sold thing for a woman in the world... a set of scales (just kidding)

the last time i was on the scales i heard boink boink, i think it was the springs breaking.

The grim reaper here takes them to bed everynight with her ha ha, i glanced over one morning and it said 12.30, i thought it was the clock and that i was late for work but it wasnt it was her with the scales ha ha.

Ive been introduced to new food today, its a sneaky one, its a brunch bar, yes your right its full of nuts... nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts thats all she gives me lately. aaahhh.

I bet i get tomato soup tomorrow.

Im going to go downstairs and sneak some proper food, like crisps and chocolate HA.

Have to go, dont want to drop chocolate over this machine or she'l trace it back to me.

And she knows her chocolate, she could prob tell me what kind it was.

Adios amigos.

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Welcome back....I was wondering when our next update would be!!! LOL

reet as u dont understand i will use lots of abs!!

lol well op u really made me pmsl and i was like rofl!!

but no seriously the hpt would like have hit him hard lol...mind it could have been an opk but at least it wasnt a left over from af cos that would have been bad iykwim!!

lol this is fun cos its all jibberish 2u...

well im off now nn!!

ps u are a cheeky monkey and i would beat u with a stick if u were my man!!

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Hi amigos, when the woman's away the man will play, yeah your right ive sneaked on to this machine again.

Does anyone know what the word hope actually means.

It means to see that which is not as though it was.

Try a little hope when your ttc, to be honest i dont know what ttc even is ha ha.

Could someone please tell me what is ttc, dp, poas, pmsl, are these all makes of cars or maybe there mouthwashes from the chemist, i can see now why women stick to women and men stick to men.

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Newsflash: workmen in northern ireland suffered serious injuries when they were hit by a flying object in the sewage works, one witness said he seen a blue flash or a streak flying past him, it was later discovered that it was a pregnacy test kit, this has been traced back to the midlands area, anybody with information leading up to this should contact not me ha ha ha.

Have to slide off,how do you put this thing on standby, i suppose she'l find my fingerprints on it anyway, she'l be in with the talcum powder dusting it down, forencis will be in in the morning,...... shhush// he he

Adios.

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